Could this be the first image of what people are calling the "Chinese computer gun"? The resolution is too low for me to be able to tell. Fucking scary.

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Dude my computer has been slow as fuck! I can't believe this is why

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yep, Xi tested it and if you visit China once ever and afterwards say the word "Disney" he shoots your head off with it.

source: anonymous

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Damn, I recently read that Xi tested it and if you visit China once ever and afterwards say the word "Disney" he shoots your head off with it. I'm terrified.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Makes a day at Shanghai Disneyland real fraught

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Saul Williams tried to warn us

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, this feels true so it must be true.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I was thinking real hard about Chinese people and this seems like this is something they might do. Watch your 6.

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I hear they have a compact version of the computer gun called the laptop gun. It looks like a standard laptop, but actually hides a submachinegun. With a little bit of setup, it can be converted to a self-articulating, AI-targeted gun enplacement.

If you see someone in public in a laptop, you need to go up to them and ask them if the computer was made in America. If not, well, do what you need to do to protect your family and your country.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I played Perfect Dark and know that this is a very dangerous weapon. We need to stop them before they place it in the narrow hallways of an Aztec temple and it farms all of us.