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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 4 months ago

"Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn't mind when I go multi-user."

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You guys ever feel like everything should just be deprecated? Like fuck everything and start over?

[–] sus@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

yeah let's go back to punching cards

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

Notice me, sudoers 🥺👉👈

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah fuck, this happened me with the Chainladder library. Had to modify the source code to change the M to ME.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's hoping your IDE could Rename Variable.

else 'F'

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isn't a variable, is a parameter for a daterange function.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Well, hopefully you could "Find all used instances" of the function.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Sweet dreams are made of exes Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to deprecate? I travel the kernel and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

thats hot!