Wow, amazing the amount of Bible bullshit this sums up in one short paragraph.
this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2023
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They left out the part where he turns in to bread and wine, says "eat me" and then flies away.
That's one of the conversations I absolutely hate having with some people. Like "Yeah, but it's just symbolic."
"No, it's literally the body and blood of christ"
"So it's cannibalism"
"No, because it's still bread and wine"
"So it's symbolic"
And it just more or less repeats with those two things. Like of you want to say it's literal, that's fine. Say it. But the. Stand up for the idea that you want to consume human flesh in a religious ritual
Yeah, I was raised Catholic and always found that weird as hell. Like symbolic or not it's fucking weird.
“Pope, party of four.”
“Sorry, it’s a party of three now. Long wait for the table.”
Forget all that. It's sexual talk. They were all drunk.
Yes that would make it basically complete, but it would have required an extra sentence, and people today don't have the attention span for that. 😋
Just say what you want to say but also do this, it works for short videos apparently.
The magic apple curse that he put there himself.
How Noah is such a bit character in the bible if it's literally true I'll never know.
Dude was a more accomplished carpenter than Jesus, a better biologist than anyone, an accomplished animal tamer, etc. etc. etc.
Honestly his resume is heads above "parting the red sea" or "turning water into wine".
But he forgot the dinosaurs god made to test our faith.
And he hates gays ...... you can ignore everything else, ignore all the laws, ten Commandments and all that, you can kill, rape, beat, enslave, torture and imprison anyone and anything you like .... but they can't be gay, that's a sin.
Tell me the story about the magical man who went in to a cave and heard voices in his head from the Skywizard.
What about the man who dug up the sky wizard's gold?
This needs to be a Netflix miniseries