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Original post: infosec.exchange (glitch-soc (Mastodon fork))

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[โ€“] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can call her the fediverse chick

[โ€“] Speculater@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I finally got her DM, I have to send a few dollars to help her pay the import taxes for a large inheritance though.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As I said in another thread, I received fourteen of them the other day.

I think it goes without saying that I donated to each of them. Poor Nicole(s) :(

[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

No it's not.

Yes.

[โ€“] BossDj@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Me too. Pay me

[โ€“] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've sent the payment twice and she's not responding. What do I do next?!

[โ€“] azi@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Try sending more money

A real money offer? You got the rarest instance of Nicole!

[โ€“] Kirp123@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They messaged me like three times. Jokes on them I'm too poor to even look at pictures of Toronto.

[โ€“] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, who can even afford long range internet in this economy?

[โ€“] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean that hussy is cheating on me????

[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not cheating, it's a federated relationship

[โ€“] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

That's what my ex-wife said too....

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MHLoppy@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

In fairness this was already a couple days old before I posted it, I just couldn't be bothered taking the two minutes to zoom, crop, alt text, etc until yesterday

Plus jerry's an instance admin! So it's pretty on-topic for him ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nicole, the mascot we neither wanted nor deserved.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

We are all Nicole, the Fediverse Chick on this blessed day.

[โ€“] serenissi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I wonder if anyone contacted back Nicole at their friendica. I was definitely ghosted by the fediverse chick after being Nicoled.