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The forbidden peach. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 years ago by Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] RelativeArea0@lemmy.ml 131 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable

Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, that's the devils work!

Also God: I made the devil

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also God: I made humans in my image

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

God has a small willy then

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?

[–] Wussy@lemmy.world 102 points 2 years ago

The garden of Eden Dat Ass.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 86 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

grass, touch it!!! (:

[–] chatokun@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 32 points 2 years ago

And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Juicy

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 76 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] 13p@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Get in there James

[–] skyler@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Is this peach also full of bugs?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

You mean probiotics?

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Slimy, yet satisfying..

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's more likely than you think.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.