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If I give you a tape measure, would you be able to tell me precisely how far your head is up your own ass ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does the tape measure have a flaired base?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Approximately negative three feet.

Wait, why do I have three feet hanging out of my ass?

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 4 months ago

I'll get the scissors

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nope. Too tight

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 4 months ago

May I have a glance ?

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes but remember any measurement requires an initial reference point.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 4 months ago

This is true