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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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I honestly

do not know how my television works.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is the sanest thing I've seen posted on LinkedIn, including job offers.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If linkedin was filled with posts like this I could imagine actually browsing it once in awhile.

Edit: fixed a word.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How do they make the flat people to put in the box?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hydraulic press

[–] iii@mander.xyz 12 points 4 months ago

😮

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But how do the flat people look like people & not like flat?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Bitch same.

Sometimes the screen doesn't turn on even though the TV does and sometimes the TV refuses to turn off and you have to disconnect the power. It's like the software was written in JavaScript or something.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

I can honestly say I know how every single one of the TVs I ever owned in my life worked (all 0 of them).

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

Have you ever seen Fraggle Rock?

It's like that, but it's a TV not a jukebox.