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[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

It would feel pokey.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Seriously. Fuck lawns. They're so dumb.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 months ago

!nolawns@slrpnk.net

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago

counterpoint: non-monoculture lawns
We don't have the practice of torturing our lawns here, so they have a bunch of species and in the spring you'll see random flowers popping out :D

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah yeah

Get that moss under my feet bro

That shit is PLUSH

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 months ago

Now get to a medical facility, but make sure not to surface too rapidly or you might get gas bubbles in your joints, blood or spinal chord.

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Nah, grass is way more comfortable to sit on.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

biodiversity isn't anywhere nearly as uniform or releasing of death scream chemicals when cut to a uniform length.