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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 111 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I could legitimately see this happening, by now. Fox News builds it up for a week, then Trump/Musk make a big spectacle of sending it back and replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 63 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't bring that thought into reality.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...

Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Images from the Future are usually not as clear.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait until that 20/20 hindsight

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Far fewer visionaries emerged in 2020 than those of us with a penchant for puns would have liked 🫤

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Good point 😁

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tacheon particles traveling backwards through (what you perceive as) time are clouding visibility into the near future

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?

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[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 19 points 4 months ago

replacing it with a giant statue of Trump.

Made of plastic, made in China

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

They'd probably melt it down instead, just to avoid giving it back.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A giant dump would also fit to the current timeline.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

They're the same picture.

[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Until they replace it with a Trump statue

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 months ago (3 children)

wtf I love the French now.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Love you too bro. Now riot

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not just yet... we're waiting for checks notes the government to individually wrong every last one of us directly while not hurting our enemies in any way

I mean not me, My pitchfork is fresh, but I'm not going out until there's a crowd :) Murderbots will be hunting me down in the street.

My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they'll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My real worry is that instead of calling on the military to quell violence, they’ll call the military industrial complex who will send in the murder drones.

Some programming wizard needs to secretly program empathy into these

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

secretly program

I fear Asimov's three rules are not going to make it into the GOP Murderbots.

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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I mean, they're the country we probably owe the most to.

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 45 points 4 months ago

He is not wrong.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Welcoming huddled masses" is no longer US policy. Statue of Liberty is "woke propaganda", and US should now welcome getting rid of it. No horribly inappropriate/misplaced Ukraine warmongering justification needed.

[–] bss03 2 points 4 months ago

The Chinese Exclusion Act actually predates that poem being added to the statue. So, status is quo.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Hasn't been since before ww2

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

has the us ever truly stood for the values the statue is said to represent?

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 months ago

Depends on what you think it represents.

It's traditionally a symbol of opportunity, or new start style liberty.

America has, for a long time, been a place of hope or opportunity for immigrants. Not necessarily welcome, kindness, or prosperity, but hope.

With the visibly growing xenophobia this has tragically waned, but even still we have some of the highest immigration rates in the world.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My family came to the US via Ellis Island as poor Jewish immigrants escaping pogroms of Eastern Europe.

Yes, the US once was a land of opportunity that did help the lives of many poor & oppressed families.

They slammed the door shut shortly before ww2. So the statue had meaning for like 30-40 good years.

[–] Ferroto@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Someone's been keeping tabs on the price of copper.

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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (24 children)

To whom? Macron, who refuses to respect the will of the voters, and continues to elevate the far right in France?

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you; people keep getting excited whenever France makes moves towards forms of leadership these days but I can't help but suspect that Macron doesn't want to eradicate the global hegemony America had held through recent history but put France in its place.

Demanding back a gift given in celebration of America's abolition of slavery solely on the basis that France was the one to gift it (i.e. ownership) is too on-the-nose, even if you tried.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You don’t need to suspect. He’s confirmed it plenty of times. He will shut the country down before allowing the left to seize power.

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[–] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of eating the onion? I saw this elsewhere this morning and though haha, that's obviously satire.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago

Throwing up an onion

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 4 months ago

I think we should if they pay us for the shipping charges in French-made guillotines. We need a lot of those in the US right now.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Oh hey, look at the meme I made and posted 6 years ago on Reddit, the last time this xenophobic moron was in office. It’s almost like we could have predicted this shit.

But no, I was ‘hyperbolic’ and ‘alarmist’ at the time.

(Sorry for the Reddit link, it was this:)

Title: I’m sure Macron would be very happy to work out travel arrangements.

[–] nlgranger@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's rich coming from a party which saved the (partially) far right government from dissolution.

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Y'all can come take it, I'm not gonna stop you but I'm also not going to pay for it

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, no, it would be us paying for it. Taxes aren't yours, they're ours.

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[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

Thought that this was a joke originally.

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