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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

He literally voted for this

[–] Vegeta@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

On a video call, her black curls hang askew. She wears a tan uniform, reflecting her lack of criminal record.

They're even dressed based on status...

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they have pink uniforms for the LGBT prisoners?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes that was pink uniforms and Bibles for all the men because sheriff Arpaio liked to shame prisoners and ask for citizenship papers from anyone that was guilty of being Hispanic in Arizona.

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

This is the definition of leopards eating faces.

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

He got what he voted for.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Overweight leopard dies after feasting for months straight! More at 7.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Oh, poor leopard.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.