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submitted 4 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tasted some, delicious. Unrelated note, my whole house is pitch black, can't see a thing! Isn't that weird?

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I am going to pretend that you are serious, you liar! The handyman specifically used to drink into every barrel for this reason!!!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago

That was probably worth some good money at the time.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The last known liquid on Earth not contaminated with microplastics.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I can fix that!

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t drink that

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. Send it to me to dispose of properly

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's 100 year old jersey bathtub hooch. Let me live stream you drinking that paint thinner.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aged 100 years with hints of jersey bathtub? People would pay a premium

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Do I detect notes of saltwater taffy and Axe body spray?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

If someone tested it for wood alcohol I'd try it. I just don't want those Jake leg blues.