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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Hi, please don't. Let us suffer so these fuckers can hurt more. - Californian

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism artificially creates scarcity (or the illusion of scarcity) to generate capital.

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[–] keys42@literature.cafe 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm not suggesting that corporations aren't inflating prices, but your chicken breasts come from birds which are slaughtered pretty young, as opposed to egg layers so there is a much larger window to be infected.

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[–] titi@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (5 children)

We use the word eggs in German the way yankies use nuts or balls. That said, yes, you can swallow our eggs, dear US government.

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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Denmark: Did you say "please" even once?

[–] techclothes@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

[–] emergence_trailblazer@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

A simple "Fuck off America" would suffice

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] RatherBeMTB@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

America, Fuck You Asshole!

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Yeah, good luck with that America after you've insulted and threatened every ally that would sell us eggs.

Dumbasses.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.

charge us more, seriously

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 11 points 4 months ago

Get bent, United States!

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Iraq: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Canada: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Denmark: has eggs

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

[–] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

No - Bugs Bunny.

[–] Argyle13@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And they all answered "yes, you can eat our eggs, but not how you would expect"

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Mexico's got some huevos for the U.S to suck on

[–] trueheresy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The world: How much are your eggs?

Trump: $100

The world: Sure we'll help... that will be $99.

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