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[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (4 children)

At first I thought this was a "I like my coffee how I like my women" joke

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

5 times a day?

[–] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

From McDonalds?

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At this point in my life, I've just accepted the fact that I'll always be the designated coffee brewer regardless of group or context. And that's fine, coffee is a divine gift from the Universe itself, meant to jumpstart our brains and give us sweet, sweet anxiety!❤️

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a noble profession. More of a blessing.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Honestly, in my less-than-humble moments (i.e. while trying my best to cope with the fact that I, yet again, fell asleep and woke up first), I like to think of it as a sort of pseudo-shamanism, I act as a conduit for reality through which it reconnects us to itself😎💅

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Women yearn for coffee

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 points 5 months ago