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[–] lath@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mannequins are made of plastic.

I have plastic in me.

I am part mannequin.

Mannequins are also called dummies.

I am a dummy.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Where’s The Doctor when you need him.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Out there, looking at the world through Rose-tinted glasses...

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 5 months ago

Saving his sister from all that of the Alliance corp's brain surgery experiments upon her; boarding Serenity but they don't know all that, yet.

Those rose-gold glasses are a good trick but mind you, not good 'nuff.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I was told the brain is plastic, as in moldable.

Turns out it's just literal plastic, like a soda straw. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Oh, man. They got us good. Ha ha ha. [Cough]

[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Plastic in my gut

Plastic in my lung

And the other too

Plastic in my blood

Plastic plastic

Plastic in my wiener

And in my seed

Plastic in my telephone

Plastic in my brain

Plastic plastic

Brain plastic

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Neolithic revolution was a mistake.

Seriously.

Kaczynskiposting

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago