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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That yellow sweater was making her drowsy.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 20 points 4 months ago

It could be the blue shirt keeping her awake. In any case, switching is recommended

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

It's thick and warm. That's why.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd find it hard to get any good night's rest when 4 rambunctious teenagers want to hangout in your living room, watch tv, and order pizza all night.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Only if you let them

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 33 points 4 months ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it ☑

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 21 points 4 months ago

I finally listened to what my body was trying to tell me and got a 3rd shift job.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Why is my hair so long in these portrayals?

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

I swear I'm nocturnal

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

I am asleep a 21:00 like clockwork, so WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK AM I WIDE AWAKE AT 23:00!!! Fuck you brain, you stupid loud, anxiety riddled bitch

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

How did you get this picture of me every fucking day since reaching adulthood?

[–] reiterationstation@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Literally me right now.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago

2meirl4meirl

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago

Me when I wake up at 2AM vs me when I have to wake up at 6AM

[–] vividkitten@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

every. single. day. 😫

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

It feels like I spend 15 hours waking up.

[–] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Then there is me who is the first 3 panels 24 hours a day since I was 13, tired for decades getting 8-9 hours of sleep 😅 at least insomnia is rare. I don't wish insomnia on almost anyone. The 4-5 times I had it were the most frustrating hours..

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have insomnia due to bi-polar. This couldn't be more true. It took many years to learn how to manage it.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried reversing the polarity?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And bouncing it off the main deflector dish?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That's the one I use to steam grated zucchini, right?

[–] Akito@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Let's just wait for the earth to do it for him.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Or be me who's currently stuck in a sleeping schedule of waking up at midnight so I get tired in the afternoon

I wanted to play VR yesterday but when free time actually came I was too tired to do so

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

There's a solution, but it requires not having both hands visible in the last frame (or even better, having a partner)

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

While this works; am I the only one that feels like waking up, the day after, is harder, like the sleep was worse quality?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Couldn't tell you I don't have data to compare 🤷

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's funny because I'm either dead tired or very awake after doing the deed

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Welp, time to move to a different timezone.

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Sleep... what's "sleep"?

[–] owl 1 points 4 months ago

She's always in the mood for a BJ, but not at night?

[–] WilloftheWest@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

If you’re able to do so, try exercise. That was my problem: too much energy to sleep, too tired to expend energy due to poor sleep.