You think we have this many Tim Hortons because we like the coffee?? HAH.
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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nah it's for the timbits
but also the silos.
Cheap coffee? Nope, silos
Donut holes? Nope, warhead decoys.
I've seen some suspiciously big "maple trees" up there. I can believe this.
Excuse me, but ummmm, sorry ... but Canadian ICBM eh?
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And don't you forget it, pal.
Balloon boy??
The vast majority of America is learning what we history nerds figured out a while ago. There are two versions of the Canadian “sorry”:
- genuine, polite, and accommodating
- cheeky, with a wink and a nod, whilst spattered with blood, after just doing something that’s going to be specifically added to the Geneva convention, because they found a loophole while fighting fascists and mainlining maple syrup
because they found a loophole while fighting fascists
This is the best case scenario too, don't look at the darker moments
Canucks scary
For real, they do not fuck around when they get riled. And we rilin’ them up. This cannot end well for us unitedstatesians.
we had
Wait, where did they go?
en route ~1500km south by air
Even if we don't have any, it doesn't matter. We could build them so quickly that we are considered a "paranuclear" state, with an estimated nuclear latency of about 3 days. We have all the technology and infrastructure we need already and we know exactly what we would need to do.
This is why anyone who considers invading us needs to consider Canada as a nuclear state, even Russia's "3 day special military operation" took a lot longer than 3 days -- and by that time we'd be expected to have nuclear weapons ready to retaliate with. They thought terrorists with nuclear weapons were scary, imagine what Canadian resistance insurgents would do with them. Last time we were in a war we burned the white house down. This time we'll have nukes. The Canadian occupation is going to last a very long time and be a very dangerous project for an invader.
C’mon, Canada, do the funni, eh?