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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best he's looked in ages, honestly

[–] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

He's getting a bbl and ab implants while under as a 3fer

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

jordan-eboy-peterson Poor guy got trapped in one of those totalitarian Chinese cum factories

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Nature is healing.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was away from home for too long.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They forgot to get more Brazilian soil for him to sleep in.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

No fucking way. This man is already more hospital than man. data-laughing

Is this because of the investigation that could unironically lead to the arrest of ~~Hillary Clinton~~ Jair Bolsonaro?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Just fucking die already lol

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dropping one of these preemptively.

hex-crab-chapo

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does anyone else think he looks like if they'd cast Sam Neill to play John Hammond?

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He does look like Sam Neill. I even joked with some friends about this, lol.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Dude even got fucked up by an Emu once, which is basically a dinosaur. I am sensing a pattern here.

[–] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

He loves the hospital lifestyle

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I wonder if it's like one of those "buy ten coffees, get the 11th on free" type of deals. Dude'd be on his fourth coupon by now.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A third operation to correct his intestine, that was also expected this month, has been rescheduled by doctors.

"The third one is for October or November," Bolsonaro told Reuters.

lmao and he's not done yet

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they gotta clean the rocks out of his gizzard

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

and swab out the craw

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

LMAO someone finally told him what the B in BRICS stands for