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[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's less bad if you have a sharp knife

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago

My knife is printf, but my scalpel is gdb.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] mearce@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

Theyre not coding anymore

[–] logging_strict@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Sorry

Is that a quote from Forest Gump movie?

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Only so much humor can take on an empty stomach