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Moray has it figured out (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When you peek from a rock, close your mouth 'round the clock, that's a moray.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[ ] Chase Mario

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

[ ] Introduce an entire generation to the joys of thalassophobia and megalophobia.

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

No less, no Moray.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Living the dream

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Realistic goal setting is the first step towards a satisfied life.

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

I'm so goddamn jealous.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

When I was 8 my parents got married in Honolulu, the little jetty that is next to the outrigger had this chonk boy living in the rocks next to it, bro would just pop out and mean mug everyone.