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Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it's an interesting story.

I'll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That's it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

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[–] Kelo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They're all some kind of machine. Steam deck: SteamMachineryV1

PC: ArchMachineryV2

Phone: Android_μMachine

Oddly enough my server goes by MonoVerse, which I named first and I guess it just stuck.

[–] lipilee@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

My little pony. My pihole is pinkypie, mediaserver trottingham, homeassistant is ponyville, and my backup server is canterlot. And so on... :)

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[–] bikooo2@r.nf 3 points 6 months ago

I Used Gondolin for my PC but after reinstalling I didn't put it back on and left the default

[–] thejml@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Current homelab+desktop+laptop host count here is 22. All anime characters or references. It’s a fairly large pool to pull from, so it’s worked for me for 20+ years now. Mobile devices (phones, tablets, etc) and game consoles aren’t really as clever though.

All of them are in a piHole DNS though so no host files keeps it easy to track. Services have names that mostly are just what they are though and cnames to the matching host that hosts them (or load balancer, whatever)

[–] amphy@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I recently de-embarrassed my hostnames. I went with names that are one step removed from being dead obvious. Feels nice having descriptive, but not uncreative, names for everything

  • Custom built desktop pc: Studio
  • Home theater PC: Theater
  • Server: Gamut (this was Nexus until I ran into bs regarding the TLD preload list in web browsers... had to go with a non-tld name)
  • Everything else: Based off the model. For example, my Asus Vivobook S 15 is just "Vivobook", etc
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.

Main desktop: POwOful
It's a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)

Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?

Server 1: Shitbox
It's my first server box I ever built, so it's underpowered and pretty shitty.

Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it's pretty powerful

Server 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they'll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.

Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea....

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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

I have pebble, pabble, pibble, rebble, rabble, ribble and nibble.

Though the primary server is old enough that it was from a time when I named everything after Transformers, so it's Shockwave.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 6 months ago

I name based on OS and location.

fedoraDesktop fedoraLaptop fedoraServer fedoraSchoolServer unraid qnap ubuntuServer

[–] FunkFactory@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

pretty new setup but so far I've got

symmetra - synology dsm (nas)
junkrat - intel nuc main server

need to name my desktop/laptop now and maybe networking gear. thinking ramattra for the router and zenyatta for the bridge

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I take a word that's related to the purpose of the new host and put it in an online translator and cycle through languages until I get something cool.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My media server is called "The_Nexus."

My phone when I host anything on it is "The Hackinator 9000" because I think it would be funny for a normie to see and freak out.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

[–] awoodsnet@phpc.social 3 points 6 months ago

@Krik For my personal devices, i use the names of the 12 Colonies of Kobol from Battlestar Galactica. So I currently have 2 laptops: Aerilon and Caprica. When I get a new phone, I'll probably name it Scorpia or Tauron.

Choosing a good naming scheme depends on how many you need, and how often you add to your collection.

If you need some inspiration, check out this list. https://namingschemes.com/Main/_Page

[–] Nomad 3 points 6 months ago

Used to be names from Neuromancer like "ono-sendai" and variations of that.

Now laptop is "flat", server is named after it's purpose like log, mail, mon, hosting, storage, etc.

[–] dirtycrow@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

I call them after what service is running on it. E.g. openvpn.

[–] ThePooDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

For my servers I try to use names from the Final Fantasy universe. Lately been focusing on FFXI end game bosses.

Kirin (opnsense firewall) Byakko (proxmox host) Tiamat (proxmox backup) Shiva (Nas)

The only clever virtual machine names I care to brag about are: DockBox (VM running docker) Jellxc (proxmox lxc running jellyfin)

[–] Zag010@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

I self-host for learning and fun. So I name my home servers with the car names.

| Server | Hostname | car name | |


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| | RaspberryPi | cooper | Mini Cooper| | Old Laptop | Raptor | Ford F150 Raptor | | PC | Hummer | Hummer |

[–] hindy@mbin.lovetux.net 2 points 6 months ago

Hello!

Well I'm having the following hostnames on my LAN:

  • betelgeuse (Beelink server with Proxmox)
  • altair (an another Beelink server with Proxmox)
  • eudora (outgoing SMTP server)
  • polaris (my laptop)
  • epsilon (my desktop)

Have fun!

Characters from the Murderbot Dairies, mostly

  • main laptop (t480 currently) -- Murderbot;
  • previous main laptop (x270) -- MB20;
  • homeserver -- ART;
  • a TV box running armbian -- Miki;
  • t440p is currently Behemoth (from Bulgakov's "Мастер и Маргарита"), although I'll probably rename it to Holism;
  • x230t -- Three;
  • a random thin client I occasionally use to test stuff is yogurt (from" love, death & robots"), not sure if I'll rename them.
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Norbert, Norbina, Morbert, Morbina, Hassio, Nassio

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago
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