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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where is Moses when you need him?

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

If I can quote someone here...

Ahem

YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE

[–] Ribbons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wake up babe, new Gävlebocken just dropped. 🔥

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[–] elatedCatfish@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For the party that’s anti-gay… gotta say this is pretty gay

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Love how they sold trump a false idol to combat sex trafficking. Chefs kiss.

"You know you can just donate how ever much money to what ever cause you want without receiving anything in exchange"

"DONT QUESTION ME, IN TRUMP WE TRUST!"

[–] Tezzerets_Tea_Time@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"I love you" on the only two things he loves, himself and money. Pretty spot on.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

This is uncut Colombian flake purer than pure Pablo-grade evangelical Christianity right here.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's no fucking way this is the real timeline hahahahaha

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

The noose is becoming increasingly pertinent to this meme.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With a golden dong, classy as usual

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Some accelerationist nonsense.

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