They call it "Wetware-as-a-Service" that just grossed me out. I don't like this timeline we're in. Exit simulation please..
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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sudo exit simulation please abracadabra Rumpelstiltskin
I don't like where this is going...
I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!
Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.
Finally a computer that can feel pain.
Computer, arch.
Computer! Arch!
Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!
... Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck
You are... The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We're stuck...
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
Anyone ever seen ,"Psycho-Pass" (anime)?
Societies being run by brains in a jar still sounds better than our current system.
At least there you know there's a brain somewhere
Ghost in the shell vibes
Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
"Crap! Bob there's a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?"
Bob:
When is it inhumane?
After the 2nd Zion, when The One is returned to the source
How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop.... I'm scared. This is black mirror level shit.
How long before AI runs on this?
Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creating another species so we don't feel lonely in the universe.
Wake up, Neo.
Can it run doom?
no it only screams
Same tbh
speaking about biological computers
You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
EXTERMINATE!
Braaains!
Seem to recall Blood Music had a pretty ok outcome. Though maybe it was overly optimistic.
Oh boy, once the sales soar they gonna be collecting raw materials like that (soon-to-be-very) successful food company:
This is very prelude to hell
no mouth to scream unfortunately
This prison... To hold, ME?