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Maaannnn (infosec.pub)

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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 80 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's cause the male version is DUUUDE!

[–] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Just gonna leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSh7EcVdnvk

[–] protist@mander.xyz 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What company is ok with their COO saying shit like this next to their name?

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 29 points 5 months ago

Probably self-proclaimed COO of an MLM she sells shit for.

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Shouldn’t it be „me neither“?

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes it should. Kind of in the same way that it should be "I couldn't care less" instead of "I could care less" which I've seen a lot more in recent years.

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Bernie said “could care less” in his response to the sotu last night. Made me cringe.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Literally just talking about that! I agree that the original intent (and, you know, meanings of words) should make it "couldn't" but I think the two have linguistically drifted together within the phrase.

The rules-boy in me rallies against it, but the descriptivist in me celebrates and I couldn't care less how he said it.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wittgenstein said that language isn't actually semantic in its natural state. Instead, language serves as a sort of game to accomplish social ends.

"I could care less" serves the social end of telling everyone you have no critical thinking skills and shouldn't be taken seriously.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Lol, that second thought boomed me pretty good, thanks

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Lol.

On a slightly more serious note, it makes dry humor a bit harder to land since you can't rely on subtlety as much. Like "I could care less about my SO" in context where it's the punchline of a misdirection joke.

Such is life though.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Delete it now

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Girrrlll, you a nazi.

Maaaaannn, I love not being a Nazi.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Girrrlllll, it's so brave that you shared that information about yourself in public on the Internet next to a picture of your IRL face.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Both of those have multiple other uses, good and bad. Maaan is used for amazement and girrrl is used for incredulity.

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think it probably has far more to do with phonetics and the ways different sounds carry emotion than with the gender identity we insist upon associating with specific words

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Kiki booba?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago

Misandrist

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

So, she doesn't realize the thing she just typed out?

[–] earmuff@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Disclaimer: this is not doxxing. It is publicly available information on LinkedIn. Thus, this is not against any rules.

Name: Shali Rana Reed
Experience: COO and Executive producer at The Reeder (https://thereeder.co/) since December 2017. Located in San Diego, CA, USA

Enjoy :)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Looks like a solo marketing op, she dating/married to that guy?

Actually, I don't care. Nor do I care about her name or whatever. Let her live in peace.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago

If only someone did this for healthcare ceos and not LinkedIn lunatics