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submitted 5 months ago by ooli2@lemm.ee to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

NGL, this is the kind of joke made by someone who got upset that people don't find their jokes funny. Real principal Skinner shit.

[–] rainrain@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

You can carry a bigger roll if you hang it from your neck .

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oooooo, a controversial post!

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have up/downvotes merged in my app. Is it actually controversial?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

48/14. Hardly controversial.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 months ago

It was 7/5 at the time I was looking at it

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Those would also be pretty handy for those living in some kind of dystopia characterized by a minimum wage below the living wage.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So... how exactly do these things help me farm outrage for money social media???

[–] rainrain@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Wear a big roll. It promises hot action forthcoming.

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Hate the sentiment, love the gadget. x)

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Everyone in /r/politics needs a pair of these