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Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email
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Vance looks like the guys in Christian ~~propaganda~~ literature who are refusing temptation, usually in the form of a modernly-dressed woman.
It was clearly rehearsed. Trump had his comments prepared and was going to get out no matter what Zelenskyy said.
and he had the barking chihuahua vance as good measure.
We need some pictures of Vance on a leash with a dog collar (and maybe a ball gag). At least it would be more honest.
Hé is rejecting the couch. He can't sucumb again, last time the separation was too hard
Bet he didn't even send a thankyou animated eCard, with his face cut out and put on a dancing banana person set to the golden girls theme song.
Emails aren't nearly theatrical enough