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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

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The printer needs to chill. (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

๐Ÿด Hmmm, jam ๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"What brings you in to see the doctor today?"

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Programmed my bosses old LaserJet IV to say "FEED ME CATS". She came fucking unglued, thought we had been hacked.

[โ€“] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Out of white ink."

[โ€“] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It's a laser printer

[โ€“] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Was the printer consensual?

[โ€“] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Did you see how it had its paper tray just hanging open? It was asking for it!

[โ€“] Winterfrost@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Dawg!!

[โ€“] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The way I'm reading this, the printer is asking for it...

[โ€“] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cant believe enough people have put their dicks in printers to the point where this error needed to be coded in.

[โ€“] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

Or not enough, the printers need pleasing to function