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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Riker: "I've got it how I like it"

O'Brien: "How you like it? Commander, it's infected! If this were a person I'd shoot them in the head"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

But we need all these tool bars because they help me find real women.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Gosh, I miss MugatoBuddy. He was so helpful.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sir. The signal seems to be coming from... In your area!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, enterprise software is known to be unusable and full of vulnerabilities...

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

FOSS Enterprise uses Debian XFCE, they're usually out of transmitter range for updates.

[–] Geriatrickid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the "browser was getting smaller". Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

I didn't know that was even possible until then.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Oh god I knew a guy who's internet explorer was all toolbars like this. Literally 20% of his screen was usable, tops. I offered to help him with it and he said he had it the way he liked it. This wasn't even the early days of technology or anything, it was 2014 lol

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What do the kids do for fancy mouse cursors and crazy toolbar colors nowadays.

[–] Lydia_K@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty sure they just use phones.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I've got some crazy browser extensions going...

Well, more useful than crazy, and honestly most of them are fairly minimalistic in their footprint. 9 tiny buttons next to the url bar, with 9 more hidden extensions.

I do have to uninstall a few of them. I don't go to reddit anymore so can ditch the enhancement suite, and the opera gestures never actually worked...

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Fuck the bitches, gimme that free lobster dinner

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This, except it's the HoloDeck with pop-up ads.

Didn't seem like they could functionally change the systems OS GUI at will.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But this is not the Enterprise's GUI. It's a clickable alien ship.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your mom's a clickable alien ship!

(Booyah!)

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you. I'll be here all week!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, but they're on NixOS 31.02 (weird_cat_I_saw_in_the_woods_one_time), they could just change the overlay.

[–] djmarcone@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I have literally seen that computer in real life. Ah memories.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

This is a job for Lt Jg Moss. He's sorted out this sort of mess before.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to have at least one of those toolbars.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

MSN was the best place to meet sexy singles, as long as you didn't care about the "sexy" or "single" part