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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

real and straight

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This guy who was a *lot bigger than me

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net -4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: "leave", then anon is better off without her.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

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