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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 70 points 5 months ago (4 children)

He said all the information they're gathering is faulty. It's very easy for such a statement to be false. Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

But his nose grew a LOT

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And Jedi when judging Sith.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not surprising that Mr. "Darth Vader murdered your father" Obi-Wan partakes in faulty reasoning.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

I mean, the Sith are literally an immortal boogeyman that have killed trillions over multiple galactic wars, basically every Jedi was just murdered, many of them personally known to Obi-Wan, and Anakin also personally murdered a room full of children.

I'll forgive Obi-Wan for a bit of rhetorical hypocrisy.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I mean, it's true... From a certain point of view.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You are parroting jedi propaganda, everyone deals in absolutes all the time, even jedi themselves

[–] sus@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's even more direct than that, the statement itself is absolute so logically it's equivalent to saying "I am a sith"

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

"Do or do lot. There is no try."

  • Yoda.
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Of course the information gathered is faulty, they're measuring 3mm changes with a tape measure

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My tape measure has millimeter divisions? In fact til 5cm (I think, might be 10. I'll check tomorrow) it has 0.5 mm lines too.

I mean I would use another tool probably, but if I only had my tape measure it would do unless the changes are smaller than like 0.25 mm.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

Oh mine too, but that doesn't make it the right tool for the job.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

Agreed. For those not using metric, tape measures usually have 16ths of an inch which is 1.5 mm, and you can easily measure down to 32nds.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Metric tape is good to ~1mm +/- 0.5 in my experience.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would trust it that far for flat, square pieces of metal; not for an irregular shape with a rounded tip, mounted to an irregular rounded surface. For this use I'd want a steel ruler at minimum.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

wouldn't it be even better to measure the force the nose pushes with? it's easy to quantify and the apparatus could be a fixed mount on the head - hook it up to a raspberry pi which reads out a list of questions, records the answer and the nose output for further analysis!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

There are certainly a number of accurate measurement techniques. I simply mentioned my personal minimum.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's very easily very accurate.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Only for a much looser definition of "very" than I seek in regards to the scientists asking the kinds of questions they are.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 5 months ago

If Pinocchio believed what he said, even if it wasn't factual reality, would his nose grow? What if he was an anti-vaxxer?

"Pinocchio, do vaccines cause autism?"

"Yes! Yes God damn it, and 5G melts your brain!"

"His nose didn't grow. It must be true!"