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Making it count (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] iii@mander.xyz 41 points 5 months ago

I'm impressed

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The gorilla-spreading is real.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gorillas actually have tiny balls, and therefore have no biological reason to manspread.

They do it cause they're dicks

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just gonna stand over here.... away from the gorilla you just said has tiny balls....

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Apparently gorillas are quite gentle.

https://youtu.be/7HmuTqe9s88

Still probably best not to risk it.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Babe babe babe the new Harambed just came in

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

different connotation for muslims

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago

"Honey, are you alright? Please take a seat on the Sofarambe"

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Don't know why my mind immediately went there but it looks big enough to have sex on

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"Sorry babe, we're only doing it on the gorilla from now on."

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 17 points 5 months ago

All those "dicks out for Harambe" kids are now adults with established careers and disposable income.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Can't do it without my buddy

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Settle down JD.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago

"Listen, if I wanna do a crossover between couch fucking and bestiality, I'm gonna do it. Come here, King Kong. JD is home."

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For a second I thought I'd missed that story arc in Scrubs, but then I remembered which timeline we're in.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I, too, was confused until your post enlightened me. Thanks.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i'd try to put some furby mouth and eye motors in it and shove an Alexa/Siri in it's head.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

This was my first real out-loud laugh of the day. I don't like it, but I found it funny. Cheers.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I genuinely fail to see how anyone could be upset about this. Who wouldn't want that couch?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Welcome to the world of the plastic ~~beach~~couch

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want that sofa so bad, yet I have neither the money, nor the space in my room.😭

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I looked it up, and I think it's nearly $5k...

[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have seen this chair like 50 times already across different social media. Apparently in 2025 you can go viral and keep milking the views for months just by buying a weird piece of furniture...

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

Idiocracy made manifest

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Gorilla gorilla

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 5 months ago

It would be fit in the Addams family house.