The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.
At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.
you'll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker [...]
The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button
I have been pulling recipes off of ChatGPT because of this nonsense.
I got you https://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com
(Click the meals name to get the recipe)
do not visit the site if curse words isn't your thing
ooh, just you wait until chatgpt learns how to write recipes "properly"
Fuck, that is going to be so irritating when it can create long responses with “relevant” ads.
Ooh this is brilliant. I actually bought some recipe books because I was so fucking sick of scrolling through 40 paragraphs of bullshit about the blogger’s life before they put the fucking 6 ingredient list up
I fucking hate these. Also made me think about making my own website with simple straight to the point recipies.
Sadly no one would find it because of SEO.
I've been using RSS for blogs I like / trust and using they for new recipe discovery
I use a terrific app called Paprika. It strips the nonsense SEO trash off and saves it locally in categories with pictures from the site. It can scale recipes up and down by whatever you percentage you want and can also convert metric to freedom units, etc. It can build shopping lists if you want for it to.
Soooo... where's the recipe?
You need a slow cooker to access this recipe, duh…
Do I put the Internet in the slow cooker?
The other way around
In... in my butt?
Your butt must be really big to fit the world wide web inside
everybody knows it's just a box
I’m slow and I’m the only one cooking this so I don’t understand what i need for the recipe—
If Ted Kaczynski ever cooked you something in a pot I recommend leaving and calling the bomb squad.
Teddie would never use a slow cooker, that's post industrial technology
And I thought that'll be about Patrick Stewart.