this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago

As Al Murray once noted, first cross-channel flight was completed on July 25th, 1909 by Louis Blériot. Development of anti-aircraft gun began on July 26th, 1909.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The frogs our best ally, the world has turned upside down.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Never fear, they'll fold at the first sign of trouble, again.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We can hope, otherwise our troops might need to learn Fr*nch 🤢

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

And eat baguettes with garlic on them and drink wine! Madness!

[–] Snoopy@jlai.lu 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Na, learning french is very hard. How about a slice of our cheeses, i think they will enjoy them. :)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

We even destroyed their fleet when we were on the same side! Love ‘em to bits though.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I'm not going to invade anyone on behalf of Orange Hitler. I'd rather die taking some fascists out with me when they come to conscript me.