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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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My daughter just told me my face is unpleasant. (midwest.social)

submitted 5 months ago by downhomechunk@midwest.social to c/fatherverse@midwest.social

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She's 5 going on 40.

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[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

With respect...

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

All due

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it tho?

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

You got me

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

She will make for a fine CEO someday

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you have stubble perhaps?

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

I do, but she tells me my face is pokey when it has too much stubble.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What does 5 going on 40 mean?

[–] x4k37NrDr@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

She’s 5 years old with the disposition of a 40-year old.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

We're you in some state of thought or emotion that she may have read and articulated this as 'unpleasant'?

I have a similar story though. My son keeps asking me "why do you do that thing with your lips?" He referring to my smile which I've long learnt to hide unless I have real joy in which it bursts out...

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Aw man you need to teach your boy to smile!