Sorry but if you don't know any size altering spells you deserve to be laughed at. Any circle that takes such amateurs is not serious. Or you could just lie ajd say it has not arrived yet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I think they cast a size altering spell on their arm.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

Great for a wizards shot glass though

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Tell them it's your shot-chalice!

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don't support the evil chalice manufacturing scam! You can make your own evil chalice with a simple ritual on the skull of your enemy. Adopt, don't buy!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Careful, their malice is occasionally hidden within the cavities of their skull. My master referred to it as “prey’on diseez”

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Prey'on diseez nutz

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

If you're vaccinated, it's not dangerous. Just make sure to wash it thoroughly after the ritual and don't use the holy water to prevent oxidation.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Makes for an even better malice chalice.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Deny, depose, reuse, and recycle!

[–] Teal@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

I’d show up all proud of it. Whatever you drink is either extremely potent or the chalice is enchanted to hold more than it appears.

Either way just sip slowly.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Can't you cast a basic size-doubling spell?

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

You gotta get a better chalice guy

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Just take it as a "gift" for your enemy as a joke. When they get offended, blame them for stealing your evil chalice and express disappointment in how they can't take a joke.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 months ago

Perfect size for the eyeballs of your enemies.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Pathetic