Dank Christian Memes

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A place for the finest of dank christian memes to simmer.

This community isn't inherently religious, but don't be an ass to religious people. There's a fine line between poking fun at religion and being an ass to someone because of (or lack of) religious beliefs. Don't cross that line.

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I will bring you more my master, just as you demand 🙏 (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 months ago by LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/dankchristianmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I WANT YOUR SOUL

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

COME TO DADDY

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thirst for Jesus. Why do they always make him look sexy as fuck on the crosses??

I want to feel his holy presence inside me.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

A charitable carpenter. That's why he's given me wood.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 4 points 5 months ago

lol

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Dark souls merchant npc

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Zombie Jesus: confirmed.