this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2023
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Crappy Design

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Noticed that theres no equivalent to r/crappydesign here yet so i made one

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[–] ProfessorChaos@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Hello, is this 999?

No, this is 3.

[–] _n9@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It uses addition to dial. just press button three 333 times and you'll be fine!

[–] levochemist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just make the 2 an exponent, in order to be saved you need to do basic math.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

A phone but it only dials via math equations

[–] carrot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sorry to be a party pooper but it might be on the inside of the phone

[–] seriousslayerguy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Alright fellas, we got a wise guy here I see.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

It isn't lol these are dedicated phones that go to specific numbers. The 1, 2 and 3 are not dialtone numbers, they're preprogrammed full numbers.

[–] mershed_perderders@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

please do not have an emergency at this location

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

112 will work as well afaik, it's a UK phone.

[–] introvrt2themax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I feel like something could be missing from this phone…hmmmm.

[–] xeronine@lemmy.biz 2 points 2 years ago

It’s easy, simple press 3 nine times!

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

112 should redirect to the other emergency numbers as well.

[–] iwasthefirsttoarrive@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

hello operator?

[–] damnYouSun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Order number 31, to your collection point please.

[–] yancy@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Sooo, 9-3s?