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[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 66 points 5 months ago

Pass the bleach eyedropper after you're done with it please.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago

Elon doesn't have a box shaped body in this. That's how I can tell it's fake.

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is fake. Not real. Not even bigly real. F’elon is way fatter than that in real life.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I thought this was the trump nude, I would argue its worse...

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

They both are.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 29 points 5 months ago

As a gaymo, I'm just gonna say both of them are 1000000000000% percent hotter in this photo than in real life. AIRump got some biggass arms and bear-like belly, and Elmo barely look like actual Elmo because he has an actual human body shape.

[–] TheCelticPirate@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

They wish those were their bodies.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this real? Did they jointly post it on X? I mean, it was kind of obvious, but I thought they would be afraid to just come out like that.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A lot of people are saying it’s real. People familiar with the situation are saying it’s real.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

I can't un-see this so now I will make others suffer.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

they faked musk with a human-like body even when we have proof he's an oversized troglodyte.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Hey, what did I ever do to you?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 5 months ago

Why the fuck is this on my screen

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Quick, you could do it in one shot.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Lllluuuuuiiiiigggiiiiiii

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I can't get over their Peter Griffin chins touching tips. 🥺

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Welp, guess today's my "Burn I'll my devices and run away into the woods to disconnect from modern society forever" day

!tihi@lemmy.world

[–] henfredemars 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We all know who wears the pants.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but who's pregnant with whose baby?

[–] henfredemars 3 points 5 months ago

Wow, that’s an image.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

Only acceptable use of generative AI

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I don't think that's where Trump usually kisses Musk.

Who posts this garbage

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

6’ 3”

215 lbs…

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Wow

Much titty

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I never wanted to see this but suspected I might.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There are really local good video models for Musk and Trump now.

…And, uh, acts including this, and more.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

the first they kissed they were sucking putin's dick at the same time

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

If it’s true love, you gotta finger the diaper