and even that's only when it gets hijacked by a gang of bearded, muttering types.. normal Eastbound service ends at the sign of the Prancing Pony.. because that's the last place to get good ale reliably..

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This question again?? Because they knew that the Bilbobus was susceptible to the ring's corrupting influence and it would have taken the ring for itself. It's like no one has even read the books.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

Mostly the bus is late. Sometimes, it is early. One thing's for sure: you'll never arrive precisely when you mean to.

[–] gitstash@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because they weren’t going to clear customs at Minas Morgul!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

(One does not simply walk into Mordor, one must first declare any taxable goods)

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

I think we've been on this bus quite long enough!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I'd prefer if they walked.

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[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Because they would have been easily taken down by Saurtillery.