Mildly Infuriating

I applied, interviewed, and got to the offer stage. They'll offer you a butt load of money, and I'd do it if I was desperate, but friend, I talked to some of my friends there, and they flat out told me to not to. They work nights, weekends, it's mandatory 5 days in office - and they time you to the minute that you're there for 8 hours minimum each day.

The stock seems nice but you learn that you don't get any for 2 years, because they know the vast majority of people burn out before 2 years.

They have a company wide mandate that you get 2 weeks PTO your first year. Then 3. You don't get bumped up to 5 until 6 years in.

Moral reasons of how evil they are aside, it'll crush your soul.

just refuse to work for amazon.

it saddens me how many engineers will throw their morals ways for pReStIgE working for scum

And you'll experience an inclusive culture that welcomes bold ideas and empowers you to own them to completion.

Once you point out a problem he is now yours to solve, figure it out. Never do it.

As a wise man once said "Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever"

OP got the new Long Phone™️

This is beyond midly infuriating, it could actually be crossposted on !workreform@lemmy.world given the insanity of it.

I know I sorted by feed by Top 6 Hours but that doesn't mean I expect six hours worth of text in a single image. Did they copy and paste three different job postings together? Did they use a LLM that had its stop token configured incorrectly? Is it an attempt at weeding out people who object to having their time wasted by corporate bullshit?

We may never know. What we do know is that this wall of text has more red flags than a Chinese military parade.

the sceenshot is !actually_infuriating@lemmy.world tho

That's got to be llm-generated

I got lost scrolling and now I can’t get out send help

I'm mildly infuriated for having to scroll pass this. Twice. Once in my feed, hoping it was c/mildylinfuriating, and a second time to come down here and tell you about it.

I'd call this a novel, but even the shittiest novel is enjoyable compared to this.

Thanks, I hate it.

Like their Terms and Conditions.

Stopped reading at "Amazon".

I guess they didn't require their HR team to have good written communication skills.

I'll once again post this, keep swiping

Let me guess: Zero hour contract, availability within 30 minutes, and minimum wage?

Please don't post giant images