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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air (theonion.com)
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[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

And my two kids look just like Ass-Dan

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He seems to think water counteracts magnets though.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Elon promised to have SpaceX develop waterproof magnets.