I have a lot of darkness in me. There is this dark side that comes out. I try to fight it but sometimes it wins. When the demon mode activates, get out of the way. A literal demon comes out of my soul and devours everything in its path. This dark side makes me very complex and mysterious.

Anyways 42069 let that sink in updoots booper snooper epic bacon ftw!

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i can be your engel... or yuor marx

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

engels in the streets, marx in the fold-out sofa bed

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Outing myself for being aware of streamer drama, but this D&D streamer got exposed a few years back for being really emotionally manipulative with a bunch of female streamers, and along with people's stories and screenshots of conversations a recording of him giving a monologue like the one in your comment came out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgSF1ars_go

The music was added, obviously, but keep in mind this villain monologue was something in a one-on-one Discord call, not on stream.

Bonus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZjBnnE8RXw

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

what-the-hell

It's like he's internalized the logic of DnD Satanic Panic as his whole persona.

Yes, DnD actually made me a powerful demon. I have to keep it in check for everyone else's benefit as my cross to bear.

funny-clown-hammer

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

The saddest thing is that there are grown-ass people who are gonna read this and go so-true

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

wait, that Techno Mechanicus post wasn't a joke? IT WASN'T A JOKE?!?!! :stalin-stressed:

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Between this shit and Mormon style Bryhnleigh stuff, cracker s are going to need state issued names.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

tbh it's probably an untreated panic disorder but he can't conceive of his problems in that way

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

measurehead THE HAM SANDWICH PHRENOLOGICAL SUBTYPE IS INCAPABLE OF DEACTIVATING THE DEMONIC MODE AND DIAGNOSING RATIONALLY HIS INTERNAL STATE farquaad-point

[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

To be fair, isn't this saying that Grimes calls it "demon mode"?

Maybe Musk calls it something else like "dark alpha mode".

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

more like Doofus Mode.

boom. gottem.