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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 216 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Story goes that it was only up for an incredibly brief window (heh) and that tools were disallowed for all of the pre-screened participants of the competition. Supposedly, even with all of these measures in place, something still went wrong with the glass, causing the competition to run short.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This was a good reminder to check a link before to click

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

URL check saves me once again. I can't believe how many people just raw dog links.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 22 points 6 months ago

Good name. You're doing good work!

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 97 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 57 points 6 months ago (9 children)

The gimmick was you couldn't do it with tools.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

You can't use anything at all if it's effective actually.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What is the point then. I'd be pissed if someone was able to break a regular window by kicking it. If you have to prove that your bullet proof glass can stand up to kicks I'm not going to be confident in your product. Let people bring their own shit and show what it would take to get through it. You know, unless it sucks, which I assume to be the actual case here.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I call BS. There are still tools and ways you could easily break through it. Plenty of which are far better than just kicking it.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 101 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There was a guard. It was only $500. People were invited to kick it, but it was monitored.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3m-marketing-scheme/

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Ah, I'm going to miss Snopes in the post-truth society. :(

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Dremel with a diamond drill bit would make quick work of that

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 39 points 6 months ago

Bus stop.

Bus.

Pretty sure if the bus went at it fast enough backwards it would do better than some clown and his size 11s

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

Edit: Hell, I'd even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don't think a glass breaker would help.

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[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Carl@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The marketing stunt came to a halt after just one day when the security guard noticed the metal frame of the glass case had been weakened from the constant barrage of physical pressure.

Why not just let people keep going until someone breaks the frame? Still makes for a good marketing blurb - "the iron broke before the glass did!"

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago

Because they didn’t actually want to give away any of their money. We’re toys for them and they made us dance

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago

PR, only installed for the photoshoot, if that.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 49 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Bulletproof glass, but they didn't allow tools? Is this the company that made glass for the cybertruck?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

That’s the point.

They didn’t want anyone to be actually able to get the money.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

3M bulletproof* glass.

*kickproof

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They should've tried doing this in Romania, the entire bus stop would have disappeared overnight...

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 14 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Half of Europe: Romanians steal everything!
Otther half of Europe: Czechs steal everything!

Meanwhile...

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pwffft they're trying to break it with their feet, so cute.

In Brazil they wrap ATM s in chains and rip them off using trucks. Then take the ATM to a safe house and bust it open. That is happening since 1990s.

I was surprised when I saw someone doing the same in Australia, with a constructions site digger. I think it was last year.

Conclusion: Brazil exports crime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Hey it's bullet proof, not foot proof

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can't you get like, a diamond drill bit and just give it a light tap? Tempered glass breaks easily if the outside layer is compromised.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Bullet proof "glass" isn't just tempered glass in fact it never was the original was just glass layered with plastic but the new stuff is made from multiple layers of different materials each specialized to cover the others weakness, think fascism literally means to fassen together like a bundle of sticks that is harder to break than one stick(I don't know why my mind went to fascism in retrospect a yin yang would be more accurate anyways)

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They didn't allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 19 points 6 months ago

Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn't even flinch. Happens every day.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Get a long industrial chain, tie it around the display, drag the whole thing away with a truck. Drag all the way out to the middle of nowhere and then take your time figuring out how to break, take part, cut, burn, explode or destroy the glass.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Box truck with Faraday cage for blocking gps.

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You should be able to bust it open using liquid nitrogen and warn water. I don't think that the glass is made for being able to tank temperature differences of over 200°C

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