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[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm not saying I'm on team asteroid...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But when 12.5 percent of the planets of the solar system commits 100% of the violence...

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

Holy fucking shit lmao what a reference

[–] TeamAssimilation 7 points 6 months ago

The (solar) system leaves them no other way of life! We need to make opportunities for them to orbit a stable planet and become moons.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Which would also stop the asteroid hitting us as it'd move itself off track

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it shoots towards us it will therfore move away from us

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it is on a trajectory past earth and it shoots at us it will slow it down, adjusting the trajectory and potentially hitting earth.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Is it that obvious?

[–] Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Missiles don't have that amount of kickback unlike guns since their propulsion comes gradually and from themselves.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

A bullet has roughly the kinetic energy of a punch

Surely a missile launch would be far higher due to the mass

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago

Historical revisionism at work:

The astroid shot first.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Beltalowdas

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The American military industrial complex is salivating right now

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Iron Sky Intensifies

tldw Everyone assumes the US made a secret illegal armed space ship (they did) so almost every other country did too. The US was offended that anyone but them broke the rules but they all had to fight the moon nazis together so no big deal

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but that's just what we do.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

At last an Onion article that makes me smile instead of weep for the state of politics being so bad that complete and utter batshit crazy nonsense is so hard to tell from news these days.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Rendezvous this!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Better get some cold water ready.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

If an asteroid fires a missile and it enters the atmosphere, is the rest of the asteroid considered a meteor?