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New oppressive Hexbear rule just dropped: You have to hug all owls (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Sorry it's the law. I don't make the rules

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[–] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about users with Owllergies?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Take a antihistowlmine

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

all of them?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every single one or you get sent to gulag

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

gamer-gulag some of my best friends are owls you know

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Do you want that many hugs? Want to make sure our owl friend’s consent.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes all the hugs pls

[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

@Owl@hexbear.net meow-hug

@Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net meow-hug

Think I got them all.

thonk

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

S-sure. You didn't forget anyone important cri

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

look at this owl collector

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

meow-hug

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Hexbear hates freedom.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

meow-hug

[–] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i am a small mammal and owls will capture me in their talons

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

owl hugs!

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i knew it, you like hugs and head pats

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

headpat

owl-pissed

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

You're cool as far as birds go, I'll keep it to myself. You like sprinklers or just regular bird baths? I know a guy.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

nah nah nah it''s cool, water's not for everybody I get it. You on that hulled sunflower seed tip or what?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Its the natural conclusion of any Superb Owl party. 🧛

[–] raven@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

What if they're dirty though?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

it doesn't feel oppressive ...

it feels very snuggly ❤️

edit: listening to your brethren calling in my neighborhood is my favorite nighttime/predawn sound, ✨Owls Rock✨