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[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Musk always looks like he just shit his pants and is realizing he shouldn't have trusted it

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It's meant to be a, "I'm a serious man and a serious genius intently calculating on what was said." So transparent it's pathetic. When people throw that face, I know damned well they aren't listening and think they're smarter than me.

Just had to endure corporate training where a woman held that face non-stop. Tuned me completely out, and guess what? Most of what came out of her mouth was useless, didn't contribute a thing. To top it off, she was one of those people who smile, showing teeth, while frowning. So she's happy and serious?!

Shit is like chalkboard nails to my brain.

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Fucking moron.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

It’s a smirk not a smile by the way. Pompous ass wipes bothers me too, I can never tell them they’re wrong, but have shown them plenty of times.

[–] singletona@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

that's nice. I'm still not selling to that pasty faced balding south african aparthide dipshit.

[–] yourFanatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why does his face do that? He's trying to look serious but whatever he did to his cheeks doesn't let him.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

gonna need to liquidate some assets there buddy.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 months ago

himself, ideally

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Did he aspire to art?

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 6 months ago

Genuine Q, if he were to give 300 USD to everyone in USA would more people respect him?

I feel like biden probably tried that.