The burden of fat nuts weighs on us all
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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Especially on your chin.
Heard a story about the guy who played Mr Belvedere accidentally sitting on his nuts in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqtMg19PFkQ and it sounded horrible.
I often get my nuts caught in my underwear. Very concerned this could happen to me as I age.
The real Mr Belvedere nut crushing story is even funnier than the rumors had it http://youtu.be/ytBmIzx5cTw?t=5m29s
And, upon this day, it was proclaimed, deez, deres, and all of deys nuts shall be fat and got. For our shared burden, and the sag of our scrotums, is a blessing bestowed by the Uncle, The nephew, and my friend Jeff who you guys don't know.
"This One is Just A Rock" You have no idea how satisfying it feels seeing this expressed so accurately, I wish I could make some of my elementary school teachers see this meme because it so succinctly summarizes the struggles I experienced too.
Maybe then they'd think twice before dismissing other kid's issues in the future 🙏
However Why is Everything Capitalised In That Sentence Except The is?
To subtly draw your eye's focus on the important words, letting it dance playfully over "This One" before stressing the importance of "Just", and once again with "Rock"
the Her in question:
The magnificent Valkyrie, riding her own shockwave 😍
Born too early to ICBM, born too late to do intercontinental bomb runs, born just in time to be developed and flight tested and then effing cancelled.
f104
SR-71. A-12. Yeah, I have a type, so what, take your judgment elsewhere.
nah, im just talking about the funny math equation f104+xb70=0
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave...
someone has done a Mustard binge watch
Oh, Mustard was just the gateway drug. I now scour YouTube for every last crumb of footage of the XB70. I am addicted to them folding wings.
Fun fact: The term "high functional" comes from nazi Germany (or Austria to be precise). Hans Asberger devided his neurodivergent fosterlings into his "little professors" who were beneficial to the Volk and those "low functional" who were of no use and were deported to what could be described as the first gas campers. It didn't start with the Jews. It never does. It started with labeling outcasts and burning books about gays and trans people.
is there a modern equivalent that describes "i function differently from NTs, but am generally able to live my life without special accomodations"?
because i've been described as high functioning and never really thought much about it, but the nazi connection is...uncomfortable...
"low support needs" is the preferred term. Still having needs neurotypical people don't, but not a lot of them. High support needs would be the opposite.
I have an exercise app that occasionally asks my overall mood, like "Have you recently felt overwhelmed?" Do you feel anxious a lot?"
I sent them feedback explaining that they never ask if there's a good reason that I might be feeling down: I've variously had reason to think I might lose my job, nearly lost sight in one eye, nearly evacuated from wildfires, etc. Yes, I've felt "anxious a lot"!
Just do some more specific exercises and those products from our partners could luckily help in exact those situations!
Just buy an abo to get sweet rewards and a VIP-only training video, which tells you the secret, how our pro athletes get into shape quickly!
Can't insert a picture of her, because they're all obscured by my fat nuts.
I'm forgetting her face. :(
Fat Nuts