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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 points 6 months ago

I'm having flashbacks to my first job in retail.

"Do you bElIeVe iN lIfe AfTeR lOve, aFtEr LoVe, AfTeR lOvE..."

But it wasn't three times in one shift. It was twice an hour, all evening long.