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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

it is never too late to exploit other human beings, you just need Capital and the blessing of the bourgeois State

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

In Gein's case, you don't even need the capital or blessing!

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Look at the president, mid 90's, barely able to make bowels with mouth noises, but he's expertly dismantling the country. Not slowly like the Dumas Republican party. He's been doing this in days! While we go to work our asses off every day, this old fuck goes to work in destroying our economy and our children's futures!

All to show you, it's never too late.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 50 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Step 1: .... be born white

Step 2: ... be born male

I was only able to achieve step 2. Too bad for me I guess.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee you don't need either quality to reach Ed Gein levels of notoriety. All it takes is effort.

And a dedication to folk art.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where do you live again? .... you know ... so we can 'talk'.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, Ed didn't care if you lived or not. You want to achieve what he achieved, you better get a shovel and head to the nearest cemetery.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should do inspirational talks on stage.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am way too busy with my folk art.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

But imagine what you could accomplish!

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Ooh, is this demotivational adjacent? That's old school material!

[–] remer@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You forgot to say LFTL but thanks!

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago

It's crazy to me that Ray Kroc was already in the unedited version of this image... Dude Edison'd the fuck outta McDonald's.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's exactly how you start a fight with Colorado.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

"Me eat dead people!"

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Buzzfeed title: Who shortened the most human lives, the answer may shock you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ed Gein only killed two people officially! The least evil of the four!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Unironically true.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Like, are you saying i should try to become an oligarch?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, you could just as easily become someone who does arts and crafts with human remains.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Human remains are so hard to come by. I prefer human waste, much more abundant and it really captures the spirit of america.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey, Ed waited until they were already dead.

Most of the time.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Lotta people showing a lack of serial killer knowledge

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gross. I thought this was gonna be about authors, artists, or inventors.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying Ed Gein wasn't an artist? And he invented the woman suit!

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Ok I had to look up Ed Gein and it all makes sense now. 😂 Good one!

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The joke went so far over people's heads it struck a passing 737.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

https://youtu.be/0sYK2RwH5E8

Like crocodile but not spelled that way.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seems like past your 50s it's too late

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What’s shit about this post?

I mean the whole „you’re only successful if people talk about you” thing is shit, but is that ot?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I think it's pretty shitty how few human corpses Ray Kroc skinned on his own. Ed Gein did all the corpse-skinning himself. Rich man Kroc got the butler to skin human corpses when he wanted human skin.

Edit: Look, Kroc fans, I know you're mad, but the fact is that Ed Gein was a working man who did a working man's job flaying a corpse. Ray Kroc would never get his own hands dirty digging up a grave and you know it.

And while we're at it, did you ever see Sam Walton's "woman suit" sewn together out of the corpses of exhumed women? It's shit. Just shit. Gein knew how to make himself a "woman suit."

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kroc and Ford's numbers put Gein to shame though...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but with far less creativity and artfulness.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’m glad you didn’t try to defend Ford. You know that nazi would have been happy to get his hands dirty skinning various people.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh he did. The original Model T had seats upholstered from the skins of Jewish orphans that Ford would personally strangle every morning.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah. I hadn’t heard that, but it definitely scans with his whole vibe. That dude loved to be antisemitic. One of the best to ever play the game. Up there with the okhrana.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait what? Ford was a nazi?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sort of the other way around. He published the Protocols of the Elders of Zion (a famous antisemitic book) in serialized form in his newspaper and Hitler admired him for capitalist reasons as well. He kept a photo of Henry Ford on his desk.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

So I know three car companies that were/are heavily involved with nazis now. Great.

[–] nomoredrama@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're over 52 then is it too late?

[–] sierramccharlie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
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