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Canada uses Super Bowl distraction to burn down White House again (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 6 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 months ago

Canadian troops report that the White House ignited even quicker than expected, due to an overabundance of discarded McDonalds wrappers and shredded documents.

This gave me a good laugh. 🤣

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The cocaine and ketamine losses are estimated to be $150 million.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

At least it'll solve the Adderall shortage.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 10 points 6 months ago

Thanks Canada, you're always there for us when we need you. Oh! Carp! this is the Onion.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I’m choosing to eat the onion on purpose

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Burn baby, burn!

I can only imagine the grease fire if rump caught fire!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Out the explosion when it reaches one of his gas pockets.