But it’s not his wife. Mario is obv a cuck, best case a simp.
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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He definitely isn't a prince!
OG cuckolds ARE husbands, though..
Don't kink shame Mario. Shame him for not killing billionaires like his cooler brother.
Diplomacy is a thing
Mario kart is war.
Mario Kart: Fury road: Double dash
You will WAHOO eternal, shiny and chrome.
Witness me shell.
The poor man has his SO kidnapped and here you are, complaining about how he process and deals with the grief and trauma it brings him not knowing if this would be the last time they know anything about their whereabouts while doing the unthinkable to get her back.
This doesn't help the cause for mental health at all. This is not helpful at all. This is an average (albeit resourceful) working class man and you are taking cheap shots at him
Sometimes smashing turts is how you deal with loss.
It's literally turtles all the way down
Well it's obvious they are just actors. Why else would they go play baseball, tennis, and go-kart every weekend?
I believe this is essentially canon according to the creators.
At least in Mario Bros 3
Arch enemies always play go-kart together to prove who is better
No matter how traumatized someone is, after a certain amount of time and emotional processing, I think it's perfectly normal for them to allow themselves some amount of enjoyment in the small things in life. If you live every literal moment of your life wrapped up in anxiety, fear, anger, rage, etc then you're not healthy and you're highly unlikely to succeed. Enjoying things when times are tough is not a weakness.
Sounds like you'd probably be on team "listen to music"?
I'm on team why the fuck do I have a wife I'm fuckin' gay for real though.
I'm gay too and have a wife what's wrong with it
How else am I supposed to get pumped up to save her from the psychopaths responsible?
He says wahoo because he got an excuse to meet up with his secret lover, Bowser.
It's all game of love between Mario and Bowser.
I think it's pretty clear that they're a thrupple with a kink for cuckolding.
You gotta compartmentalize, dude. Just like there's always time for cake, there's always time for wahoo.
Yeah, as much fun as it is to wahoo with your wife, you've still gotta be able to wahoo alone.
If Bowser kidnapped my partner I'd suspicious and jealous at the same time.
A) I don't have a partner
B) why the fuck didn't you kidnap me too?
And I wouldn't be laughing evilly after being dropped in lava regularly for the last 40 years.
Would your reaction be more like Denny Devitos in "Ruthless People"?